Review: Postal 2

“Live a week in the life of “The Postal Dude”; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman’s autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude’s semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!” -Steam

Where do I begin with this game? Well for a starters it’s so violent that New Zealand Banned it because of it’s “Gory Violence”, I’m not going to lie, that game is a brutal game in it’s nature BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT! In Postal 2 you get a choice! ( I know right? Choices! ) You can be a kind hearted citizen of Arizona.. Or a murderous man mutilator with a weapons that will keep you busy for hours.. ( Been there, done that ) But anyway back to the review. So yes, this game is a gory violent choice making game where you will live the life of a man. Not just any ordinary man.. This man is called “The Postal Dude” He lives in a town known as Paradise, Arizona with his Dog and Wife. You will spend your time playing as “Postal Dude” For a week completing challenges, Objectives and.. well anything your hearts desire. The producers brought you a game where you can do anything, and I mean anything.. Want an example? Here’s one.. You can steal milk from a grocery store.. SO.. HARDCORE.. Or throw scissors at people dismembering their limbs leaving them screaming on the floor. But that’s not just it. You even get to listen to this guys constant ranting about what he wants and when he wants it. So what are you waiting for? This open world choice dazzling game is waiting for you! Get out there and play it. P.S Watch out for Rednecks in Postal 2. You’ll understand when it happens.

Adios Amigo’s.

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